Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Scam Altman says it’ll take another year before ChatGPT can start a timer. An $852 billion company, ladies and gentlemen.
1·2 days agoIt’ll actually misinterpret “seconds” as the number 2 instead and then start a timer lengthed 60*2 which is of course 150!
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Scam Altman says it’ll take another year before ChatGPT can start a timer. An $852 billion company, ladies and gentlemen.
1·2 days agoHow about making it prompt itself when the timer ends? That solves “BTW it ended”
Still I can’t see how someone would volunteer working as a swimming pool life guard, though
Still I can’t see how someone would volunteer working as a swimming pool life guard, though
Trump eats hamburgers. Hamburgers are fascist.
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You’re overestimating me, I don’t have a girlfriend