Yes, do it in reverse. Ask her if she’s 25 first, then if she’s 50

This happens all the time though for real. So it’s safe to assume the story is 100% real, but perhaps it didn’t happen to the person who typed it.

“It’s compiling” - https://xkcd.com/303/

When was GitHub down last? I must have missed it.

Last time it might have been down, I was probably still writing code and committing it locally and didn’t notice.

So not a bar.

He needs to be uploaded to a cloud himself. A bullet to the head will do that.

She clearly doesn’t know how to talk to men either.

If all you text is “hey” to a woman as a first message, you can be sure 99.9% percent of them won’t even respond.

At least he tried and gave her a compliment.

Nah, you just live in a society of morons.

You know what would help society? If you spent all those billions on climate protection and clean energy, creating new jobs and a better future instead of causing the complete opposite effects.

You, fucking billionaires, are the ones doing ALL the damage and it’s time for your heads to roll down the guillotine.

It took me a while and as usual, sex is the joke.

That makes a lot of sense and is pretty much why I speak three languages.

“We’re just gonna do nothing and watch the enemy destroy us”

Do these people have kids, wives? Why not get Grok to generate some nudes of their families and see how they feel about that.

I speak three languages. My native, one learned at school and another self taught.

In my experience, the inability to learn languages is mainly English speaking people problem.

The Ameri-cunt of the Fascist States of America has spoken, we better all listen to him or else…

But I do want her to pick me up

Seamine stove

You truly are extremely dumb if you think I’m defending these two vile pedophiles. Completely missed my point. Zero reading comprehension. Single digit iq

No wonder you’re so mad, because you don’t even understand what is going on.

No. This is just as fucked up.

One meme is misandrist, the other is misogynist.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

And the meme is associating all men with these two pedophiles and rapists.

“Men dont even ask you out anymore, they just stare at your daughter like this”

What kind of fucked up misandrist shit is that?

Are you stupid? The meme is clearly calling ALL men pedophiles and rapists.

That says everything there is to know about you.

Your comment says everything I need to know about your intelligence.