No wonder he was so grumpy.

Weird! They all look like my dad beating me when I see them.

Finally I can fuck the phone.

Something about this font makes the M look like rn, so I kept reading corn instead of com.

With pubic hair?

I think I’m going to print this out, frame it, and put it on the wall.

Shoulda gone with just for pedos.

A US terrorist attack, an American Revolution, WW3, and Nuclear Holocaust will follow. May 17 2027 is the end.

That’s soooo long, can’t we just get this over with?

While I am honored at the idea, I would point out that OP’s handle is okwhateverdude, which fits the bill even better.

Wonderful. I love it. What should we call this form of subject changing post? It’s not a shit post, it’s something more brilliant, artful, and positive.

qUiRkY

Nukes are the ultimate Chekov’s Gun. It’s only a matter of time before one gets touched off somewhere for some reason. Especially as society continues to crumble from underlying ecological collapse.

I’ve had conversations with people who think that Medieval warfare was more honorable and better because of the hand to hand nature of it, and that guns ruined how badass it was.

It also draws to mind the inventor of the machine gun Hiram Maxim’s idea that the machine gun would be so terrible that people would stop having wars.

The reality is that war has always been the worst thing that can happen, and most people die of disease and indiscriminate weapons like artillery.

It seems the strategy of making hell more hellish to stop the hell is a poor one.

Would you like to play a game?

Shucksposting.

Chef’s kiss

Thx

What is this and how do I find it? Not possible to Google chatTJB it’s just 100 million links to gpt.

A strap-on would prolly do the trick.

Hope the door hits you on the way out!

I hadn’t considered panties, but I was thinking about how you’d just be chasing yer pecker around trying to back up on that thing.

It’s like Zeno’s arrow, but kinky.