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11 days agoCongratulations. I lost the game twice in twelve hours. Are you happy? Are you? Do I need to sacrifice my very handsome and trump loving son to the gods of your enjoyment? Would that appease you?
Developer for 30+ years, father of four.


Congratulations. I lost the game twice in twelve hours. Are you happy? Are you? Do I need to sacrifice my very handsome and trump loving son to the gods of your enjoyment? Would that appease you?


No, I just keep track of the last time I lost it. Fuck. Just lost again.
It’s fun enough, but not as fun as you would think. Better to use them the right way.


God. Damn. It. 26 months. You fucker.
Ok. Good deal. Sold. I hope you’re happy now.