Real talk, it’s weird to meet with a coworker that does this constantly when each and every person enters the room. Even if not including you, just making every interaction like that is fucking uncomfortable.

Like I don’t show up 9 to 5 to see 55 year old cleavage so stop acting like that’s a thing while I’m just trying to get to lunch. Swear it’s the worst being in a room and a woman assumes you want to look there, meanwhile I’m wondering why they smell so fucking bad and how early I can leave the office today…

But uh yea you do you…

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Not a fan of besmirching the good name of Orange Julius.

God bless Willie Nelson…

Nah everything is fine except there are people I don’t like doing things I don’t like…

Cornish game hen… maybe a quail.