Ground control to major Tom…

Everyone get inside!

Ludicrous age!

Needs more fans

Be sure to dress visibly liberal!

You’re checking a lot of intersections there, I bet you get massive burritos.

Hey baby. You, me, and the roomba. How about it?

I hear that road is paved entirely with good intentions

I heard they have to smoke the whole thing or they are denied schooling.

TBi slams sensationalist headlines!

I heard there’s a fabled “trickle down set” featuring Ronald Reagan but it was too raunchy for the Economist.

We didn’t need all that Margaret Thatcher stuff anyway