Angular

You’re all wrong about what the problem is here! Ask you mamaw if you wash an iron skillet. No wait, ask her if you put it in the dishes and watch her head spin.

It made me think of goatse. I’ll see myself out now.

Landlines

Because they’re my favorite.

The fediverse doesn’t need “saving”, it’s not going anywhere. Yeah, he sounds like the exact type of person that ruined Reddit.

Makes sense!

What is with the wealthy and being perverts?!? Wth!!

Shit, I thought that was Kristi Noem after she found out her husband was a cocksucking cross dresser.