Hopefully not on MS servers, though…

Somewhere out there, there’s a bunch of IT guys who won’t be getting much of a weekend this week.

with the huge numbers of teeny tiny patents nowadays, where most of them should never have been granted at all.

What, are you telling me that rounded corners shouldn’t have been patentable?

Hmm…

Could Democrats learn this power?

No, they probably shouldn’t use snap packages. Not only are they semi-proprietary, they’re also very inefficient.

Yep, lol. Absolutely everything I use is fully up and operational. Sucks to be corpo.

Not a damn thing I can do but post an advisement

A paper one, on the office bulletin board, because Outlook is also down, lol.

Since when does the US president select the CEOs of major corporations?

Ooh, harsh.

If this becomes a brony community

Relax, bruh. Shitpost goes through phases. If you can make it through the beans, you can make it through the ponies.

If you’re that twitchy with the block button, you were always going to end up blocking the shitpost community sooner or later.

Dealer’s choice.

On the plus side, though, he’s got close connections with royalty, and can probably arrange for the problem to ‘go away’ in a pinch.

The lil’ dude there is upset because he wanted to be one of the ‘stripers’, but he just got disqualified by fur color.

Would.

Take it easy on him – he can’t imagine anyone being further left than a ‘progressive’.

The definition I’d go with is: “Anyone who is in favor of both free market capitalism and individual rights.”

Which, yeah, would be kind of neat if you could have both. But the former tends to erode the latter quite badly over time.

They’ve always been there. You’ve only recently become able to see them.

This means you’ve been infected with the Brony variant of the Pathowogen. Seek medical help immediately.

but the next mechanic to look inside will have an aneurysm.

Because confetti and streamers will shoot out as soon as he opens the hood.

Meanwhile, Fluttershy is clueless, and Rainbow Dash just says you should put a turbo and nitrous in it … which is what she says about every car.