Meta has filed a patent for a system that records your voice and surroundings all day, then uses an AI to analyse your mood. The patent’s stated, theoretical goal is for Meta, a company that makes billions of dollars targeting ads at its users based on their data, is to sell users a wearable that tailors workouts for them based on whether they’re happy or sad.
Patentlyze first noticed the patent which was published on July 2 after Meta filed it back in December of 2025. The filing described an “apparatus” that surveilled a user and their surroundings constantly to craft a better workout. “The audible communications may be associated with contextual factors such as time of day, location, user activity, or digital interaction,” the patent said. “The audible communications may be transcribed, and an emotional-state machine learning model may interpret verbal and nonverbal cues to determine emotional indicators.”
According to the filing, Meta needs to know when a user laughs or sighs, where they are physically, and what objects they’re surrounded by. It would even like to know when you’ve taken your meds. “The AI assistant may listen to a user(s) at predefined times to hear various types of communication, such as sighs, laughter, and/or the tone(s) of a voice(s),” the patent said. “The AI assistant may use these inputs to quantify the user’s emotional state or generate other insights about the user […] in another example, the AI assistant may take multiple inputs in in addition to audio inputs (e.g., of a user’s voice) to provide a summary of emotional trends based on various inputs (e.g., a happier emotional state associated with a particular time of day or at a time when medication is taken, etc.).”
Oh that’s useful. I’ve often wondered what my current emotion is, I’m so glad technology has been created to help me with this issue.
Now I’m going to know if I’m currently happy or not. Of course I haven’t got the technology yet so I’m not sure how I feel about this. I’ll let you know.
ZUCKERBERGS journey to become HUMAN, because hes an android.
I reject the premise that you can determine someone’s mood from their behavior.
Additionally, for someone who is actually depressed, having a device monitor you and prompt you with a tailored workout sounds like torture.
It’ll be worse than smart watches that tell you that you’ve been sat down for too long.
Yeah I’ve been sat down for too long, I’m at work you idiot device.
I ditched the smart watch when it told me I was sitting for too long while I told it I was going to sleep
It wouldn’t last a day.
The more I read about Meta, the more convinced I am the Epstein files contain video of an expressionless Zuck explaining to a woman that unless she chooses one of her children to die, they both do.
zuckerberg along with priscilla, thiel, musk ,bezos and other billionaires both sat a dinner with epstein.
What kind of creepy engineers go to work for this company?
Very well paid ones… Until their core code and program are built, then they’ll layoff 80%of that team and keep a few green devs to maintain the code until finally outsourcing.
I guess money is all that matters anymore. No one has any scruples about building these creepy products.
At least the evil empire is employing incompetent engineers making their evil jank hilarious to break.
A lot of these engineers get stuck in sisyphian goals where if they just work a little bit harder for a little bit longer they’ll get the boulder over the hill and finally “make it.” It’s not about the money; it’s the promise of early retirement and justifying the sacrifices they’ve made to get to this point in their careers. But yeah, part of the sacrifice is their morals.
That was me until my body finally gave out when I hit 30. Got flattened by the boulder and now I’m kicking rocks
Sounds like the rocks kicked you.
I’ve taken pay cuts to work at better jobs. Meta would have to offer me CEO money and a position where I could break shit “on accident”. After the damage is done, I could ride my golden parachute back down to Earth and use thatoney for good, like fighting against Meta DCs and stuff.
Not sure I’d want any company to collect data like this about me. I’m very sure that Meta is a company that I really don’t want to know these things about me.
This is one trying to take my job as a nurse. All I can say is, it ain’t gonna work. You’re never going to get an AI to ensure med compliance in bipolar and schizophrenia or get it to properly do affect and mood assessments for psych nursing. Might be useful for less high acuity cases that don’t require a nurse, but in those sort of outpatient cases the whole point is you don’t need this level of monitoring. I applaud the effort in reducing group home need for this population as well, but I also think that would be ineffective.
What will happen is they will sell it to your boss as a way to cut costs on labor, but will arrange things legally such that you are still responsible for the patients’ wellbeing, so if the AI makes a mistake you get the blame.
Nurses quit. Go to the reddit nursing sub and see how often they talk about quitting over dangers to their license. They get anxiety about nonsensical stuff regarding that because it’s beaten to us in nursing school. This, nobody’s going to accept.
I hope so. Nurses have pretty good unions right?
I’m convinced that the only thing that will really save us from this sort of thing is labor organization.
Less unions in this case and more since nursing is governed by Boards that come from the profession it’s very hard to have regulatory capture from outside the profession. There’s places with strong unions and they’re great but that’s far from universal. And no BON is going to accept this shit as standard of care which means you really might lose your license once some “monitored” manic person goes off their meds with nobody paying attention and drives in circles in a city naked without drinking water all while you’re charting that they’re monitored. And no nurse wants to lose the ability to practice for some shit ass employer.
You’ve really got to be stupid to buy something like this, and especially from Facebook.
Bet you anything they’re going to try to put it in phones, hell they probably already have.
That is very creepy!
THX-1138 comes to fruition.
What is this, 1984’s Physical Jerks?
“Why has the economy slowed down? Why aren’t people buying our new things?”
Dumb asses, absolute dumb asses.
Delete Your Accounts Today
Already there my friend and have taken many more precaution as its getting worse and worse everyday.
Does that really need AI? The world is dystopian af, can’t it just declaratively assert “you are sad” and be right just about as often as some expensive inference operation?
It needs AI, but not LLM. A simple neural net for recognising expressions, what is still AI, runs on a phone.
My argument was one of stochasticism. A broken clock is right twice a day, but a machine that says to 100% of FB users “you aren’t happy” will be right more often than not.
I think this is the microphone spies coming out in the open. Google recently filed some similar creepy tech patent if I recall correctly. It’s the same scheme of recording all audio all day, and they would offer you a list of important things to remember or notes on the day.
I never believed in the past when the nay-sayers denied that them listening to our device’s microphones all day was feasible. I’d already seen too many instances of the audio spying being used to direct ad content to people. They are voice-printing us all from every available audio source. They already know when you say something in the presence of someone else’s phone.
People really have to break these chains of phone addiction, and just allowing them to do what they want on our phones.
I just got a new phone, and they definitely are listening. Or at least reading your messages. Friend sent me a Spanish batman meme, and two hours later the phone suggested I read articles about it.
