Wait until you see Rust API docs with generics and lifetimes and trait implementations: the biblically accurate crab.
I used java to solve my Problem. Now I have a ProblemFactory.
Getting specific factories for each problem is actually outdated. You should get a FactoryFactoryFactory instead.
So we stopped selling those schematics and started selling hammer-factory-building factories.
This is where they’re wrong. They should have allowed to build a customer’s own factory on their territory.

gotta work that 9-6 job at the abstract factory
It’s 996 actually
My mother calling me by my full name
Flashbacks to modded minecraft crash logs
BeanNameAware, InitializingBean
Its happening again
And they call this a serious language. It’s the Dutch of programming languages.
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Smalltalk flashbacks…
… doesn’t this just mean someone wrote a shit ton of code so you don’t have to?
Ooooh I see some names from the Ars Javetia.
Now imagine a programming language not having object orientation or a built-in documentation tool…
Not sure what you’re trying to say. Are you saying this is a good thing?






