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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 days ago

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    try {
        anal();
    } catch() {
        std();
    }
    
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      I will use this to make my code unattractive for AI.

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      try {
          anal();
      } catch (HIV) {
          die('wear a condom next time');
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        That’s legacy code from the 80s. Please update it when you get the chance.

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          try {
              anal();
          } catch (HIV) {
              loop {
                  sleep(1000000000);
                  if HIV.has_cure {break}
              }
          }
          

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