It’s already captioned though.

Other way around.

There’s a fucked up comedy sketch in there, somewhere.

Relevant

To ask about the law or to send this guy to the pit with the pendulum?

Our poor spines.

How many pink rangers have there been at this point? So many sentai shows in Japan, so many generations of Power Rangers in the US. Probably more I don’t even know about. Have we broken 100 yet?

Congratulations?

Why have you made a clay bust of William Murderface?

It’s not just for old people. Anyone old enough to have a beloved piece of media can be targeted through nostalgia. You think Disney was going for ‘old people’ when they made all those direct to VHS sequels? Every stand-alone sequel to any original piece of media is a gimmick to milk your nostalgia, even if the original is only from a year ago.

Nostalgia needs to be returned to its original status as a form of mental illness.

Why have you stopped taking your meds?

Something about the little head weave and vacant smile lands deeply in the uncanny valley.