Come to mommy, come to mommy.

(I think OP and I are referencing the same song, Come to Daddy by Aphex Twin)

Um, this title doesn’t fit.

Not with that attitude. I mean, if you don’t eat McDonald’s, it is going to go away. People stopped eating Burger King and they are dropping like flies in my city.

Like, literally, you are on Lemmy for this reason, I would suppose: because time is money, and it takes time to collect data. So you aren’t spending time on social media outside of the fedeverse.

The responsible thing would be to launder it and then move it into an umbrella company which is based in an off shore account, hire yourself, and then use the earnings from the interest to pay school lunch debts and build shelter for the homeless.

Are you calling for a civil war? I don’t get these posts.

Vote with your dollar.

Ketchup, or catsup, which is the same word latinized differently, was a fish sauce from China.

The western Europeans and American colonists used the recipe, and expanded it to things like mushrooms and many other ingredients. (for proof, look at the ketchup entry on wikipedia).

Tomato ketchup (which is specified on your bottle still today) wasn’t invented until we realized that tomatoes weren’t poisonous despite their color, and their sweetness and tang totally rocked with the ketchup recipe.

Now we use it to eat frenched fries, which aren’t French! In fact, they are Belgian, and are named because they used a cooking technique invented by the French called “frenching” which has evolved into deep frying.

So, you are dipping your belgian potatoes into a chinese sauce that use a North American fruit as a base.

And with this information, you shall father nations!

I think the flavor is too strong on its own for people to appreciate, but you may be surprised how it has been used in dishes you loved.

I don’t understand. I honestly love black licorice.

They wouldn’t even make it if no one liked it. I also like dishes that use fennel or anise.

Always have and always will. Red licorice is the garbage one.

I swear, this has to be my soul twin.

Charlie Kirk would have never said that.

Know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I never paid a garbanzo to bean on me.

Helen Keller flew a plane. She slept with both these men?!

In regards to spelt, I was being facetious, Captain Al-loo-mini-um.

There is a mexican food truck that will give me two meals worth of food for $10. I haven’t eaten “fast” food in a long time, but I live in the city. There is an indian grocery store that sells samosas, as well as other items, hot and ready.

I would rather hit a Quick Trip or Circle K before I would touch McDonald’s or any YUM! brand, basically any fast food or chain. And I am still not keen on gas station food. I eat from locally owned if I eat out, usually. (grabbing food while going on site at work will cause me to make exceptions: still won’t do McDonald’s. I have done Arby’s if they have a good deal, or Subway has a good meal of the day).

Yeah, but they pay their workers worse than McDonald’s.

Spelt? Are you smithing?

Your same source is going to tell me that irregardless is a damn word:

without having lack of regard?

Just learn language.

T-shirt. Because you have two arms.

You aren’t a golf course. The tee isn’t shaped like a T. Though now you have me imagining Jesus on the green.

The Jewish people really like hockey, as Moses separated the sea into ice and water, which allowed the slaves to skate across, but the heathen Egyptians hadn’t received the ice skates from God.

(this joke may require a quick search for FIH)

You apparently don’t study the Torah.

What? Are you ejaculating gas? Dude, that’s a fart. Do it from the other direction, but don’t do it in the shower.

Dear lord, talk to a plumber. Ejaculate becomes more vicous when heat is applied. Your shower drain probably looks like the president’s arteries. And it sticks to hair. You are going to have an embarrassing discussion with the plumber, buddy.