The worst of all, “etc!”

A lake of lager! A mere of mead! A pond of pop! Enough beer to put a boat on!

Look what you made me do!!

Finally! A new angle!

Birds aren’t real

Drop the water and put your hands on your head! DROP IT!

I never stopped

I can’t afford a horse! I was supposed to ride for free! Where am I gonna get a stable?!

Mmm warm orange juice and toothpaste!

Obligatory “No soup for you!”

Fun story: I once (seriously) tried to start a 3d printing company called bad dragon. After getting cards and launching the etsy store i discovered that name was taken. Always Google first.

Why not both?

Don’t kill the king!

Nothing is impossible if you’re dedicated!

Hey! Get your own cow!

Taking role play to another level

But the hackers! They could hijack your tv and make you watch something boring!

I grew up an apple fanboy but in my early twenties I realized I couldn’t afford to stay one. Since the iPhone came out they’ve gotten more and more closed off and hard to modify. The last straw for me was realizing you couldn’t install older versions of software (someone gave me a 1st or 2nd Gen iPad) and I couldn’t even put an older version of home assistant on it. That really showed me how hard they push for “you must buy the newest thing” because they’ll deliberately break the old one

TANKS JOE BAMALA

Right after we make cybertrucks safe