Some things money can’t buy.

Or clean.

I don’t generally complain to Europeans about anything at all.

Somewhere after refining your prompt for the tenth time because weird unsexy shit keeps showing up in the results, you have to ask yourself whether or not it’d be worth it to just learn to draw, no?

If that thing drinks a Red Bull, it’ll expand to fill whatever space it’s in.

British toffs invented the term soccer.

The source of their satisfaction comes from hurting others, rather than improving themselves.

Most of the world calls it football

fútbol

They know that they’re hypocrites. The love it.

This is why you should keep your band logo trimmed.

Hot shit

Best kaiju.

“If your prod can be deleted by your AI, it should be.”

They couldn’t cram as many ads as they wanted into it.

It just comes naturally.

Mixing units of measurement here; corgis are metric dogs.

They do mobile rim jobs now? What a time to be alive!

Granny is spry

I’m not one to judge, but there’s a decent chance that Granny is in her 40s.

“OH SNAP, you’ve captured me perfectly, you’re hired!”

Heh-heh-heh 😜

Wait, I’m blocked now aren’t I 😕?