I can’t find my keys.

I’ll have you know I remember the fall of Rome like it was yesterday.

Knock knock.

Who’s there’s?

On second.

On second, who?

No, Who’s on first, What’s on second.

Built like they put women’s restroom symbol upsidedown.

Sometimes you fail really hard so you shouldn’t have even tried.

If you see a deleted comment I misread what you said really feels like that should be per month.

Then again firearm training doesn’t cure racism and negligence so maybe keep them poorly trained.

I’m gonna be honest that sounds like a lot.

“Sorry you got shot, our police officers never got firearm training.”

A woman was locked up for 6 months and lost everything, they deserve so much worse. They attempted to use software to do their work for them.

Your mother is a lovely woman.

I rekkon not.

I am right now!

On an unrelated topic the letter “C” exists as a testament to the depravity of man