What do you mean ”if”?

By the echoing, cavernous sounds of Trump’s sharts the aliens would’ve needed an extra extra large probe…

Racist aliens!

The world: Release the damn Epstein files already!

Trump: Look at the keys, look at them. Thery’re the best keys, terrific keys. These keys came up to me, tears in their eyes they said ”Sir…” [trails off, makes be-boop-ahh sounds and sharts audibly while smoke from the burnong Epstein files fills the room]

I dunno about that last bit, seems like they are totally ok with the pedophilia, murdering children and sex trafficking. In fact, they seem to think those things are pretty damn cool.

Two consenting males getting it on behind closed doors - now THAT is a bridge too far!!

I’d love to buy an exploitation free ”commiPhone” if there ever were a tech-co-op or something that would make one sustainably