

Asshole Intelligence is going to be the end of us!


Asshole Intelligence is going to be the end of us!
The less you know
The less you have to do!


How are you gonna protect your face from bees if you remove them or put them to the side? And why ain’t the ear straps adjustable!
So you’re gonna be up in everybody’s business sniffing out crime!
Listen, I was raised on the banana scale so all this talk is foreign to me!


The sonsabitches ain’t pragmatically using their intended use of time that’s for sure!
I’ll bet the ones with legs are even harder to catch!


I know we got a right to bear arms but we shouldn’t have the right to bear dicks!
Well, obviously her bosom buddies are her friends! They just clam and do their job.
Edit: when you think about it though, do you really want a couple of clams in charge of guarding your titties?


Don’t try bringing logic to a dingleberry convention!
Wasn’t she the First Incestual little Lady?